Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. ~Robert Gallagher
If you wonder where your child left his roller skates, try walking around the house in the dark. ~Leopold Fechtner
The Act of God designation on all insurance policies... means roughly that you cannot be insured for the accidents that are most likely to happen to you. If your ox kicks a hole in your neighbor's Maserati, however, indemnity is instantaneous. ~Alan Coren, The Lady from Stalingrad Mansions, 1977
If you wonder where your child left his roller skates, try walking around the house in the dark. ~Leopold Fechtner
The Act of God designation on all insurance policies... means roughly that you cannot be insured for the accidents that are most likely to happen to you. If your ox kicks a hole in your neighbor's Maserati, however, indemnity is instantaneous. ~Alan Coren, The Lady from Stalingrad Mansions, 1977
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