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Funny Quotes


Here are a few funny quotes. Feel free to add to this list by leaving a comment.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film!


Yesterday was the last day of the previous period of your life.

A Day Without Sunshine Is Like, You Know, Night

Age is a high price to pay for maturity

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